You are not mistaken. This, is a football post. Presenting to you my 2014 FIFA World Cup Quarterfinals games preview together with their hottest exports.
Heidi Klum (GER) vs Laetitia Casta (FRA)
The most impressive attacking teams with the most untested defenses will square off in the first quarterfinal. Germany will struggle as injuries and fatigue has weakened their backline. Les Blues’ defense, will have their first true test tonight against the highly efficient Die Mannschaft attack. The goals will come but the better defensive team will win today and that ‘team’ is Manuel Neuer (Auf Wiedersen, Hugo Lloris). FT Germany 3-2 France
Gisele Bunchen (BRA) vs Shakira (COL)
This will be Brazil’s final game of the tournament. Hips. don’t. Lie. Kidding aside, the unusually shaky Brazilian defense will be tested by the emerging James Rodriguez and Juan Gillermo Cuadrado. The pressure of winning it at home soil will overcome the Selecao and the nothing-to-lose mentality of the away team. FT Colombia 2-1 Brazil